NEWSFLASH: Trump appoints Liz Truss as White House Press Secretary. It's a good match for her abilities, apparently.
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@FenTiger Badenoch is almost certainly too black for "shut up, Piggy" Trump. (MAGA are racist to the core: can you imagine her going down well, even without the hectoring tone modelled on Thatcher?)
@cstross someone get the lettuce
@cstross At least Liz Truss has an established record of killing monarchs.
@cstross Good one, but I'm fairly certain that Trump has absolutely no recollection of who she is.
@cstross Pfft! Liz is nowhere near good enough! It took her 49 days to do what Katie managed in 5! 😝
@cstross 🎵 They're changing guards at trumpington palace! 🎵
@cstross Lettuce have a moment?
At 49 days Truss had nearly 10 times the durability of Zacharia.
Exponential increase - not decrease - is the trend.
I thought the acceleration of events would bring us flying cars - but noooooeee.
We get political appointments whose persistence rivals that of room temperature sushi.
@cstross everybody hide your cabbages
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She doesn't qualify as ranking at least 6 in the Ivanka similarity index.
@cstross is this a joke? Or is it #NotTheOnion #NotNewsthumb ?
@cstross I have no idea any more if this is satire, or real.
@cstross Who's buying the lettuce for this one?
@cstross The important question is, will the Cheeto outlast her?
@cstross I was originally going to suggest that Kemi Badenoch would be a better bet because Liz Truss's name doesn't start with a 'K'.
I thought I'd fact-check myself before posting, though, which led me to this completely unrelated search suggestion from Google.