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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 2 days ago

Image of shouty Gowron, son of M'Rel, Chancellor of the Klingon High Council. He's a Klingon. Them of the bumpy heads and angry disposition. He's got lovely long hair and impressive eyebrows. He's in a sort of silver suit but like in space and is on a spaceship. You can't imagine him ever sitting and calmly eating a salad. He's the sort of person who eats food on the move, in a really aggressive way. A lot of carbs. Possibly spaghetti with his hands. You get the point.

He's saying Tell someone you love them tofsg because life is short.

But SHOUT it at them in Klingon because life is also terrifying and confusing. — Image of shouty Gowron, son of M'Rel, Chancellor of the Klingon High Council. He's a Klingon. Them of the bumpy heads and angry disposition. He's got lovely long hair and impressive eyebrows. He's in a sort of silver suit but like in space and is on a spaceship. You can't imagine him ever sitting and calmly eating a salad. He's the sort of person who eats food on the move, in a really aggressive way. A lot of carbs. Possibly spaghetti with his hands. You get the point. He's saying Tell someone you love them tofsg because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in Klingon because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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@akrabu@pnw.zone 5 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey Experience bij, my love

Torf und Schnee

@torf@c.im 15 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey Does Klingon language has words for that?

@Aileen22@mastodon.social yesterday

@TheBreadmonkey 😂

@Aileen22@mastodon.social yesterday

@TheBreadmonkey 😂

Budgegeria 🦜

@budgegeria@mastodon.social yesterday

@TheBreadmonkey Motivational Gowron

√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ 🍜🦄

@juanejot@beige.party yesterday

@TheBreadmonkey Do you think Gowron would like Gruyère?

@QCCEChris@mastodon.social yesterday

@TheBreadmonkey then challenge them to a duel of life and death, because life is competition and unjust. 😆

@HighlandLawyer@mastodon.social yesterday

@TheBreadmonkey
"bangwI’ SoH" but also "Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam"

@Arapalla@aus.social 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Bill Bailey doing his usual combination of opera, a strange instrument and comedy. 🤣

@LanceJZ@mastodon.social 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey Or yell in in German.

Basic Witch 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🖖🏼

@farah@beige.party 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey KAH MOOSH KHA!!

Noortje Van Leeuwen

@Noortjevee@mstdn.social 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey qaparHa'qu'!!!!!!!!!!!!!++

@MORFE0@mastodon.social 2 days ago

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Verđandi K Soldusty

@Soldusty@beige.party 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey
This is the way!

Should probably look up the Klingon translation...

* Shouting aggressively but with a big grin*

Bu ýol!

@ahimsa_pdx@disabled.social 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey Wait, you want me to add more terror and confusion by shouting at someone in Klingon? 😂

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 2 days ago

I looked up the Gowron actor and I don't like it

Robert O'Reilly. Just a normal bloke. Looks like your mums new boyfriend who you hate. Why can't you just get back together with Dad? He's not doing so well. He misses all of us.

Dark suit and shirt. 80s haircut. Massive forehead. FIVEhead morelike. 😂😜😎🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 — Robert O'Reilly. Just a normal bloke. Looks like your mums new boyfriend who you hate. Why can't you just get back together with Dad? He's not doing so well. He misses all of us. Dark suit and shirt. 80s haircut. Massive forehead. FIVEhead morelike. 😂😜😎🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌