At the blood bank, the young prep nurse said, "Hi, how are you?"
I said, "Can't kill me if they can't catch me, you know how it is."
She did not smile or laugh.
Six months ago, at the IGA, a cashier asked the same question and got the same answer.
She looked at me, nodded, and said, "Damn straight."
@GeePawHill Nurses are a weird crowd when it comes to existential jokes. When I get the "Do you smoke?" question checking in I usually say "No, but I'm thinking of starting bc all the cool kids do it" (I'm 50+). There are only 2 reactions: A HARD laugh or, just as often a polite but stern mini lecture on that I shouldn't start because (well known reasons).