today a friend of a friend who met me like, at most, a handful of times 20 years so recognized me. i was just like, how??? i have different hair…different glasses…I'm 20 years older…I went on testosterone 10 years ago for Christ's sake…
in hindsight it's the nose. there is only one little, vaguely ethnic-looking person on planet earth (or at least in Toronto) with such a monumentally massive schnoz. if i wanted no one to recognize me i should have gotten a nose job. .אוי געוואלט
why people think i'm a self hating Jew: I support a free Palestine
why i'm actually a self hating Jew: this fucking giant nose