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Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He’s Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight:
“My favorite thing about radium water is it pulls the vaccine toxicity out of the body, and also is a solution to [electromagnetic field] sensitivity,” Roeske says later in his video, holding his radiated jug up for the camera.
https://futurism.com/future-society/alternative-health-influencer-drinking-radioactive-jug-revigator
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@cstross Could he be given extra points for the Darwin Award, because as an influencer he’s dragging not just himself but lots of others down with him?
Although… perhaps it’s better not to, otherwise it’ll become the next trend on TikTok specifically because of those points…
@cstross in 2008 at the international alchemy conference, Art Kunkin gave a presentation on Taoist alchemy and the philosopher's stone, revealing at the end he was using pitchblende to irradiate and eat one pear per day.
He passed in 2019 at the age of 91.
@cstross Sounds like radiation might be the least of his problems. https://www.nist.gov/news-events/news/2010/01/what-were-they-drinking-researchers-investigate-radioactive-crock-pots
@cstross He doesn’t even LOOK healthy.
@cstross unbelievable. At least Madam Curie was giving us valuable research before the radium killed her.
Has this man never heard of phossy jaw?!?
@cstross "Alternative health"... I think I'm fine with regular health...
@cstross - He's promoting the alternative to health.
@cstross The Internet was a mistake.
@cstross alternative health influencer - sounds like he is looking for an alternative to healthy living.
@cstross
What is this "dirty electricity" he's talking about?
Can't be the same electricity that powers his camera no?
@Walrus
Another *amazing* story that I heard was the people who sued the telephone provider for erecting a 5G tower nearby. They stood up in court and told the judge how they were having sleepless nights and the radio wasn't working properly and hearing voices and getting shocks of kitchenware and and and. Comes the turn of the provider, who just stood up and said "your honour, the tower is built but isn't yet in use".
@econads @Walrus @hastur @cstross I've read a few times that this was fairly common with some mobile providers – build a tower, wait for complaints to come in, document that the issues predate the use of the tower, then turn it on, while having evidence that the issues couldn't be caused by the tower's operation.
@cstross
From field manual: “Breeding your Personal Cancer”.
@cstross strong candidate for the Darwin awards
@cstross Fast forward three years when his jaw is rotted and he'll be blaming the vaccines he never took, selling quack cancer treatments that are making it grow back.
Best part, you no longer need a nightlight in the bathroom because your toilet will be glowing!
Another, somewhat more terrifyingly quantitative reference:
I'd like to see him take a heavy metal blood test.
@cstross That looks like a chamberpot
@cstross ‘for glowing good health’
@cstross What, no turning in to Spider-Man?
@cstross Can I interest you in the historical existence of this? It’s always fascinated me that some radioactive things were seen as ‘germ killing’ and ‘healthy.’ What this product never told people was that ‘birth control using this product will be effective and potentially permanent.’
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@cstross Given he can influence people at his level, and more possibly below that, the observation is about how low is the intelligence level of followers. Very impressive, average human intelligence is vastly overestimated. Especially when rated above fungi.