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Hell of a way to find out you're an android.
@catsalad how did you manage to find a test made by Volkswagen??
@catsalad Congratulations! It’s a BEEP BEEP
@catsalad It's a... Yellow Submarine?
@catsalad Pregnant with a robot (currently, in early phase of pregnancy, only the engine, as shown).
(humor)
@catsalad
Oh, it’s an android! Honey, why exactly did you ask me last month about these “multiple techniques”?
@catsalad OIL PRESSURE WARNING
@catsalad That's a sign that you need to get a lube job.
@catsalad When they tell their child, they ask, "Am I getting an o-Nissan?"
@catsalad Child's gender: European Truck Simulator 2
@catsalad I don't think you're supposed to dip it in used motor oil.
@catsalad 🧑⚕️ "Congratulations, it's a Volkswagen!"