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@catsalad@infosec.exchange 16 hr. ago

photo of a pregnancy test showing two stripes for pregnant and one stripe for not pregnant, except in the testing area is a check engine light instead of lines.

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@tehfishman@ioc.exchange 16 hr. ago

@catsalad
*in ultrasound tech room*
Congratulations, it's a supercharged v6

martin lentink 🇪🇺 🇺🇦📎

@martinlentink@mastodon.social 16 hr. ago

@techokami@woof.tech 16 hr. ago

@catsalad I think your protogen needs to see a gynecologist

@fuchsiii@oxytodon.com 16 hr. ago

@catsalad *insert bad joke about a blown gasket*

The Orange Theme

@theorangetheme@en.osm.town 16 hr. ago

@catsalad "Honey, the 'check submarine' light is on again."

@daswarkeinhuhn@netzkae.se 16 hr. ago

@catsalad@infosec.exchange but does it run Doom

MissInformation

@MissInformation@chaos.social 16 hr. ago

@daswarkeinhuhn @catsalad 😏

doom on a clearblue pregnancy test

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