Surprising Nature Fact: If you are anywhere in North America, you're not more than ten feet away from the nearest moose.
"Nature's Masters of Disguise," biologists call them.
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My friend Bryan, who, I might point out, is *Canadian*, and knows a little something about moose, pointed out that moose are *really* big.
That is true. No matter how big you think a moose is gonna be, when you actually see it, it's bigger.
Like, Jimmy Cliff doing "Many Rivers To Cross". No matter how many times you've heard it, no matter how high you think he's gonna come in, he still comes in higher.
Here. I think he's 74 years old or so?
Back in the oughties, I'm working here from memory, but I think maybe 2004 or so(?), Consumer Reports did a whole bunch of tests on "Anti-Camouflage Moose Wallpaper".
One of their more scathing comments: "Anti-Moose-Camouflage wallpaper is a bigger fucking scam than Saran Wrap and blockchain put together."
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You sure did spell squirrel funny.
@GeePawHill We let her think we don’t know she’s in the bathtub.
@GeePawHill Surely you're joking, Mr. GeePawHill! 10 miles, I might believe. 10 feet would be within my house, or on the roof.
Yes, you're now in Feynman's class now. Congratulations. 😉