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@catsalad@infosec.exchange You're going to be sentenced for crimes against spaghetti by the International Criminal Court by doing that!
If spaghetti doesn't fit in the pot, you're supposed to align the sticks in a central column, twist them, let them fall by their own weight and evenly spread the double cone that the sticks would form. In a couple of minutes, the sticks will get softer and fit in the pot.
@cinnamon In the pot? Oh, I just cook it in the microwave!
*bolts out of room*
There, now it fits!