It’s the magpie swooping everyone worries about in Australia but just saw a noisy miner swoop a magpie so hard they flew away
@jayeless @joannaholman same!
Magpies were always good to me (not so some of my classmates in primary school), but I have been swooped by a Noisy Miner.
@jayeless @joannaholman I somehow never even heard about "magpie swooping" being a thing until about 2014 when a cyclist friend explained the weird cable ties on her helmet to me.
A week later I started getting swooped myself, for the first time ever.
I still blame her for this.
@mike It’s the only plausible explanation
@jayeless @joannaholman swans! Nasty scary things with _hyuge_ wingspan when they come chasing you
Angry hissy wood ducks
Obstreperous willy wagtail
@ajft @joannaholman Oh yeah, I can imagine a swan would be terrifying if it was mad at you
@joannaholman I’ve never had a magpie swoop me, despite their reputation! Noisy miners and wattlebirds, on the other hand… 😠