Which one, in your opinion, will be the title of the next post on IT Notes (not a poll as they're too long for a poll)?

- From nonsense to perfection, the Microsoft way: systemd
- How my NetBSD-powered toaster burnt my bread
- From Apple to Raspberry Pi Zero W: fruit, without getting fat
- I let my agents run for one month. They made a pizza with tiramisu, deleted all the recipes, then denied everything and hallucinated. In the end, they cooked poisonous mushrooms, but saved my life by suggesting I go to the hospital immediately.
- I forgot my keys and my OpenBSD-powered smart lock locked me out of my house
- None of the above