I wonder if anyone has ever built a columbarium in an abandoned mine. Stick my ashes and a nameplate etched into an inert metal 1000m underground. Sure, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, but my ashes are going to be around until this whole fucking mountain erodes to dust. See y'all in a million years.
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@catsalad @JessTheUnstill with “This is not a place of honour” signage? 
@TheHag @JessTheUnstill "She was a danger in our time as she is in yours"
@catsalad @JessTheUnstill NGL the idea of fucking with some future digger with my cremains purely for the lolz has a lot of appeal.
@catsalad @JessTheUnstill love that. What did the Russians ever do with that borehole? Please huck me down a 12km hole blasting Dr. Dre’s The Next Episode. I think a hole that deep would realistically get me a full song.
@catsalad Maybe I should have them split my ashes into multiple urns. Then future grave robbers could be Tomb RAIDers
If some asshole wants to resurrect me, they're gonna have to dig a long damn time to get to me. Once I'm dead, I intend to STAY dead.