Target, we need to have a serious talk about whatever this is.
@Alice I’m cackling 😂
@Alice Obviously designed by the same nincompoops who think usable pockets have no place on women's clothing!
@Alice I may need this. While it appears to be an affront against shirts, who doesn’t want to wear an affront against shirts? Also maybe it can be part of a Halloween costume. Just add hands!
@Alice This looks like it was designed by one of those generative image AIs,
@Alice knew i was boycotting them for a reason,
@Alice Clothes for AI figures with extra limbs
Alright, who installed StableDiffusion on the Jacquard loom? We can stay here all day 'til someone owns up.
@Alice camp david energy. Negative uncle energy.
Oh wait it gets worse because there are apparently matching pants.
@Alice Sew closed the ends of the extra pants legs, cut a slit opening near the top, and BAM! Überpockets! Now you can carry your sub sandwiches and fishing rods and jumbo Toblerones and...
@Alice I'm suing on the grounds of irreparable disgust and confusion