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Serious question to all the scientists out there. We need to get this sorted. What do we call plantbased meatballs? I will not have plantballs. You cannot tell your loved ones you're giving them plantballs. It doesn't work on any level.
Edit - pea is stored in the balls
@TheBreadmonkey beetballs?
...Beet balls, beet balls, heat those perfect beet balls, beet balls, beet balls, beet, beet, beet, beet, beet....
Beet-balls. Beet-balls. It's party time. Excellent.
@TheBreadmonkey broken down plants are compost so compost balls?
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Roughage nuggets
Tree testies
Plant plums
Kale kiwis
Flora baubles
Chickpea clankers
Nearly Nards
Nut and berry berries
Look, I may have (deliberately) misunderstood the question
@TheBreadmonkey Gristicles.
(Now that I see my totally 100% unique idea of Impossiballs is well represented.)
@TheBreadmonkey antimeatballs
@TheBreadmonkey "Meatless meatballs", or "balls" for short?
"Meatn'tballs"?
Delicious?
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The meat of eggplants is white.
The meat of almonds is also white.
Plants can have meat. The most easily eaten flesh of the organism is the meat.
It really doesn’t matter what you call them or what they’re made of just as long as they’re nice and big…
@TheBreadmonkey after reading some of the comments, I think Plant balls works well enough 😅
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@TheBreadmonkey Peaballs sounds too much like peeballs. The best solution is to come up with a totally-different name, even if it's a made-up word.