@neil You claim all 10 cows went rogue and broke the electric fence and suddenly you have 100 cows. Then you claim there is a chance that 1000 of your 100k herd will go on a killing spree and so on and so on.

@neil It's just cows all the way down.

@neil You have two cows *but they're not yours, you took them without consent from the original cow owners*. And so on.

Let's not forget AI relies on nonconsensual use of others' labor. Their cows, even.

@neil even better because each of my cows has ≥ five legs

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• #Veganism : You have two cows but you "have" them like you have a friend — not as property. Their breastmilk is for their children — not for adults with a fetish for nonconsentual interspieces suckling.
#TwoCows

@neil this sounds like the fascists crime syndicates money laundering operation

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Corporations with shell companies too? It all needs to be stopped, it isn't capitalism or an honest business practice.

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If it's about AI, you should have begun with two buckets of cow dung...

@neil Meanwhile, all of the cows are dead.

@neil 🤣🤣🤣 excellent

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Those self-steering, self-recharging, fully autonomous cows need massive "AI Inside" stickers, which will immediately triple their value.

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Never gets old.

I first saw it in Barron's (28/I/02), and I thought Alan Ableson wrote it, but apparently someone e-mailed it to him.

". . . Enron, a major owner of cows, will begin trading cows over the Web. Analysts proclaim Enron the prototypical New Economy company, bull the shares to the moon, enabling you to sell huge gobs of the stock and use part of the proceeds to buy a top-of-the-line shredding machine."

https://www.2020hindsight.org/2002/03/13.html

@neil except in AI rather than ENRON the progression is not linear but exponential.

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Is this about AI data centers?