Post by @catsalad@infosec.exchange

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 9 hr. ago

I rubbed ketchup in my eyes by accident.

It was a bad move, in Heinzsight.

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gnate

@gnate@ohai.social 8 hr. ago

@catsalad Good things come to those who...WAIT! Don't put ketchup in your eyes!

I'm reminded of a Kids in the Hall sketch...

Lot⁴⁹

@12thRITS@mstdn.social 8 hr. ago

@catsalad You're so much better than this.

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 7 hr. ago

@12thRITS This joke is illegal in France

Lot⁴⁹

@12thRITS@mstdn.social 6 hr. ago

@catsalad Et à juste titre

maaneeack

@maaneeack@noc.social 8 hr. ago

@catsalad We need to ketchup on how that happened!

Comrade Weez

@weezmgk@mastodon.social 9 hr. ago

@catsalad oh daaaaaad

Andres

@Andres4NY@social.ridetrans.it 9 hr. ago

@catsalad They say Heinzsight is 20/20..

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Heinz tomato ketchup sizes available: 20oz.

Heinz ketchup nutrition label, showing a serving size is 1tbsp and there are 20 calories per serving.

The Doctor

@drwho@masto.hackers.town 8 hr. ago

@Andres4NY @catsalad Gaah!

Æ Sea F.

@hcf@infosec.exchange 6 hr. ago

@drwho
Right? 2020 is a six years stale ketchup

@Andres4NY @catsalad

Andres

@Andres4NY@social.ridetrans.it 6 hr. ago

@hcf @drwho @catsalad Ugh, you sound like my kids. "Dad this ketchup expired in 2020" "What color is this cheese supposed to be?" "This Ibuprofen expired in 2016 are you sure it's safe?" Wah wah wah.

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 9 hr. ago

@Andres4NY

Badass Britt :mastodon_lgbt:

@britt@mstdn.games 9 hr. ago

@catsalad I mustard how this happened? Spill the dijon! 😆

I’m so sorry. lol