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@TheBreadmonkey This will cause a lot of *pain* to French ppl.
@TheBreadmonkey via la revolution you pack of utter batards
@TheBreadmonkey
Baguettes & ciabattas may break my bones,
but croissants will never hurt me!
@TheBreadmonkey if those are British, they take a long time to become a weapon. French baguettes, 24 hours.
Boss: Hey, what are you doing there?
Me: I’m throwing away yesterday’s baguettes.
Boss: Why would you do that?
Me: Ummm, because they got stale? They are way to hard to eat and no one would by them.
Boss: Well, we’ll see about that. Hold my coffee.
Capitalism always finds a way.
@TheBreadmonkey
They can also be used as a torch if you dip one end in olive oil 👍