The Amazon listing and the reviews for this magnetic screen door make absolutely no mention or acknowledgment of the lion.
@vaurora stuff like that always confuses me. Will it come with or without the kite? Do I need to bring my own lion?
@xavierLowmiller "Lion not included"
"Serving suggestion"
@vaurora yet you mentioned the lion. Perfect advertising.
Aslan, where have you been?
@vaurora How many giraffes are in this picture?
@vaurora that would make it a lot harder for him to sneak up on little girls
@vaurora@mstdn.social We have this sort of magnetic screen door, and I can confirm, no lions whatsoever have ever entered the house thanks to this
@vaurora Argh. Now Amazon thinks I want to buy another magnetic screen door even though I just bought one about a month ago...
"Here, Kitty-Kitty!"
@vaurora the lion, the witch and the β¦ kite?
@vaurora Maybe the girl was adopted and the lion is her father playing with her. Not an unusual scene.