I realise it's a bit late but maybe a tribute act - Smolly Parton (small Dolly Parton)
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@TheBreadmonkey "Polly Parton": A Parrot that sings "Nine to Five" whilst doing silly walks.
@TheBreadmonkey Trolley Parton, a tribute act who gets one audience member on stage and decides whether or not to kill them and save the others
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She was barely 5 feet. How small are we talking?
@TheBreadmonkey Collie Parton, a sheepdog tribute act.
@TheBreadmonkey better yet, Ben:
Dolly Parton @smolrobots