oh god they're making a movie about the unabomber and they cast a young, conventionally attractive, slightly awkward looking guy as ted kaczynski
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I am mentally unprepared for a week of unabomber sexyman discourse
also if they were brave, which they are not, they would open with white text black background of the famous first line of his manifesto
actually, they might do it anyways, it feels almost dramatically irresistable
RE: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@lritter/115786963768638247
@halcy mentally, i am very prepared.
@lritter A YEAR ahead of the game, chapeau
here's how it could go (beginning at how it started)
AI: drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
internet: *casual unabomber admiration noises*
netflix movie: ☝️😬 a mind can fall into madness
angsty contrarian shitposters: actually teddy was a misunderstood hero
@halcy oh not just that
the US ads for it basically are saying "stop being curious, curious people are murderers"
@halcy They should make a movie about me, making a very tasty Spinach Lasagna with tomatoes and pecorino.
I'm The Umamibomber. Taste the MSG.