Want a private conversation with me?
Okay, sure, but first you'll need to drop your phone, watch, earbuds, fitness tracker, whatever, in this noise-blocking Faraday cage...
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@neil Right? Try and get folks to go for a walk... they bring their spies, I mean phones, every time. This is even better - it's even called a watch! Of course it's watching.
***Pulls out the polystyrene cups connected with string.***
Private? It's just you, me, and your eavesdropping AI agent...
Oh well darn, I guess they got me! Might as well keep giving them my data because they already have it, so just give up because we already lost the game. What a tragedy, anyway, (adjusts ominously glowing specs with a laser sight on them) .
@neil oh, don't worry about him, Claude, it's only the per cent likely he might kill us all
@neil I recommend going for a swim in open water. And keep moving.