Iran: "We captured a drone sub!"
US: "Yeah well, uh, we didn't even want that drone sub anyway..."
I swear to christ I'm already dead and this is hell...
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Look, do I give a shit that the Navy lost one of its toys? No, no I do not. Am I kinda insulted that Centcom would tell me, literally, "the sub was broken and old and had nothing important on it?" - yes, yes I am.
I know you folks at the Pentagon are stupid - don't pretend I am.