Brey, Imma let you build all the parks you want, the more parks the better - but them fucking golf courses gotta go. That's some bougie ass class war enclosure act kinda revenant shit and I will not be having it. Figure out a way to play fucking golf without sectioning off a huge plot of land in our neighborhoods. Better yet, just stop playing golf, most of you suck at it anyway and it's a stupid game.
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@AnarchoNinaWrites golf should only be played in the original manner, a field full of potholes and sheep shit. The way its creators intended. None of this DEI smoothly manicured lawn shit for people who suck at golf.
(Yeah, minigolf gets a pass, do not worry poster in the replies. That feels like something accessible to everyone, for everyone, we can do mini golf. But fuck golf courses and like country clubs too.)
@AnarchoNinaWrites Miniature golf courses traditionally feature some sort of dinosaur, so they also serve as a rebuke to creationists.
@AnarchoNinaWrites If you wanna play normal golf just go to the park and hit balls at trees until someone calls the cops and you have to run away, like real sportsman
