Saturday night down at the all night illegal rave (IKEA) doing all the drugs (shopping for an ironing board) getting upto mischief (might get a big laundry bag)
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@TheBreadmonkey standing there turning the living room display lamp on and off like a strobe
@TheBreadmonkey our big laundry bag is an IKEA bag! I thought you said you might get in one.
Nice and safe in my IKEA bag
@TheBreadmonkey it’s got to be done really.
@TheBreadmonkey I can easily think of a few similarities: the obscure industrial location, disorientating architecture, the hypnotic repetitive visuals, complete breakdown of social norms - people openly lying down to sleep on sample beds in full view of strangers; the search for one specific person; and you will probably leave around 4 AM, clutching one inexplicable object.
@TheBreadmonkey you are fucking addicted to ironing. Always feeding your habit
@TheBreadmonkey somehow I think IKEA would be down for a midnight rave
Jump up and down on the beds with LED rainbow light strips blinking in the semi-darkness, gorge on herring snacks while half off your tits
Just so long as everything's cleaned up by opening hours the next morning
@TheBreadmonkey somehow I think IKEA would be down for a midnight rave
Jump up and down on the beds with LED rainbow light strips blinking in the semi-darkness, gorge on herring snacks while half off your tits
Just so long as everything's cleaned up by opening hours the next morning
@catmisgivings @TheBreadmonkey
You need one of these. Genuine IKEA bucket hat made out of IKEA carrier bags.
This belongs to the youngest not me. My elite bucket hat rave battalion would shun this sweaty abomination.
This is not AI, it's real and in my home.
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Sadly the tickets sold out in minutes but there's a marathon around this place in December....
https://runrepublic.com/marathons/the-worlds-first-ikea-marathon-is-coming-to-london-this-december
@catmisgivings @TheBreadmonkey the old IKEA at Tottenham became this
Which does indeed host Raves
@TheBreadmonkey Can I interest sir in a big bag of extremely crunchy ikea crisps? Or a socktopus sock drier?
THAT IS LITERALLY WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW
Ben! get out while you still can. LOL
