I haven't been an EFF member since... checks watch... ever?

Don't get me wrong, I tried to figure it out. Like thinking a prom king and queen could "represent" me if I gave them money for their costumes. I'd get invited to gilded EFF parties in SF and they would say "oh hey there guy who we only sort of totally disagree with, nice you could cross the aisle, want some corporate koolaid from our Google sponsored fridge, or maybe a corporate sedative from the Facebook sponsored snackbar?"

Morgan literally and loudly called me out at a party as "other side". Ouch. That was right before he was embroiled in widespread allegations of sex crimes. Touche EFF "anarchists" who amass fame, funding and followers, touche. Sometimes I wonder if he's going to show up in the Trump white house.

Another time I had to be the odd guy out at their big round table of Snowden puffery and promotion. They made everyone give a comment. I hesitated, awkward. No thanks. They insisted. Be honest, be open. Ok, fine, he's a self-promoting know-nothing piece of shit, no whistleblower. So they promoted him even harder and more. Other side, indeed.

Oh, EFF, how you fool so many.