I would like to be acquired1 for $12800100000 please. Though, considering the imminent economic collapse due to the AI bubble popping, I'm willing to settle for $12800100.

1. By that I mean I'm willing to forfeit using a mouse-y avatar, and would switch to something else. The buyer will have my permission to use my avatar's likeness, and the can continue denying they're a furry because they're not in IT security2. ↩︎

2. Unreasonably rich IT security companies that desperately want to pivot to something else: this is a once in a lifetime opportunity! ↩︎