In Britain we care about 3 things
Toilet roll
Tins of beans
Freezer socks
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@TheBreadmonkey Cream first or jam first is also a matter of national discussion.
@TheBreadmonkey We’re like:
🎵 God save our tins of beans,
And keep our arses clean.
Socks with ice cream 🎵
@TheBreadmonkey Reminds me of an exchange in The Mighty Boosh.
“What do women like?”
“I don’t know? Trumpets and bookmarks?”
@TheBreadmonkey what is freezer socks?
Nice of you to put socks on the freezers though. They are plenty cold on the inside, no need to be cold on their little feet too.
@TheBreadmonkey Uh what about how many creme eggs you can stockpile in your butt??
@TheBreadmonkey from what I recall there is surely also:
- When is bins
- Where is my small cheese grater
@TheBreadmonkey The Holy Trinity of Survival. 🙏
@TheBreadmonkey 4 things:
(all of the above)
What day the bins should be put out
@TheBreadmonkey We used to care about bendy bananas but apparently that ceased to be a priority since Brexit happened.
@TheBreadmonkey We went through a five year constitutional crisis and at least three prime ministers for the right to bendy bananas and, as a regular and attentive banana consumer, I have not noticed an increase in bendiness at all.
