Mastodon is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in your timeline are either products of the poster's imagination or are used fictitiously.
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Except John Mastodon, obviously.
@catsalad This is where "imagination" becomes detestable, being too intimately tied to MAGA, as its roots are "mag" in i:MAG:i:nation.
And with all those i's, it's obviously a narcissistic MAGAt at root.
The AltText is real.
I've always had doubts about this conceptual thing called "the real world." I tell you, the plot and characters are terribly written. Not believable at all. No sane people would be doing things like this. I just don't believe it.
@catsalad Any resemblance to existing people is purely coincidental 😸
Why did I hear the Law & Order "dun dun" as I read this?
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@catsalad I"m having an existential crisis now
@catsalad Any resemblance to any persons living or dead is coincidental.
@catsalad I am a fictional character.
>>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.<<
@catsalad My remote job is indistinguishable from a D&D campaign. Prove me wrong 😁
@catsalad I do #nonfiction I do #3DPrinting I specialize in FDM/FFF but I do talk about other topics
@catsalad
These are their stories.
I'm imaginary, and so is my wife.
@catsalad CatSalad is blorbo!
