Even when it was called twitter nobody used twitter, even when everybody thought everybody used twitter nobody used twitter. I mean it, look it up, compare it to facebook or instagram, for a site with such massive cultural capital remarkably few people actually used it, and now it has no cultural capital and even fewer people use it and now Mozilla's posting on it again and it's just the latest in a series of baffling decisions
Look at this shit, it's deader than Threads
If Mozilla really wanted more eyeballs they should figure out some kinda ad deal with Telegram, y'know that weird chat app that wants your phone number and only furries use, twice as many people use that as use twitter
Hell remember Snapchat, that app that was really popular with the kids for like two weeks in 2012 or whenever? It's still kicking, and it's got not *quite* twice as many users as twitter, it's not quite up to Telegram levels
Have you ever gone on youtube off a fresh windows installation? Like, no cookies, it doesn't know anything about you, so it just serves up random toss? Y'know that bloke with the weird thumbnails with all toilet-white teeth and photoshopped eyes going 😲 at things, how he's like half the page and it all looks like absolute brainrot nonsense shite? His name is mister beast and more people watch that one weirdo on youtube than use twitter
🐰 Dan where does Fedi fit in with all this and how do you justify mocking platforms with millions of -
🦝 *football chant voice* 🎵 We lose every week
🎵 we lose every week
🎵 you're nothing special, we lose every week