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Christine Lemmer-Webber

@cwebber@social.coop 10 hr. ago

The last Metroid is in captivity
The galaxy is at peace

The whole galaxy
No like the whole thing
It's pretty amazing
Literally no wars
Oh fuck it's Ridley oh fuck

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@llewelly@sauropods.win 2 hr. ago

@cwebber you mean Matt Ridley, UK politician and climate denialist?

@Brie@mastodon.social 7 hr. ago

A Metroid parody of Astérix "A tiny village in Roman-occupied Gaul refuses to surrender"

@xan@xantronix.social 10 hr. ago

@cwebber and each time Dr. Riley gets beaten he begs on the ground for Samus to not take him to jail, and then the handcuffs go on and he gets taken to Galactic Federation Ultra Jail for Space Pirate

Christine Lemmer-Webber

@cwebber@social.coop 10 hr. ago

Not that @ridley

@Perrin42@mastodon.social 10 hr. ago

@cwebber @ridley

Just get Ripley, she'll take care of it.

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