i do not endorse the terrorist group kill all the executive class
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@davidgerard I would never advise anyone to stab any boffa
@davidgerard under no circumstances should anyone consider how funny it would be to shout the obvious punchline after doing something extremely popular to someone who might allegedly be morally bankrupt
i want to make this totally clear @somebody
@davidgerard I really wish I could pin somebody else's post
@somebody you can do e.g. "i endorse this disendorsement" or similar as a quote post or an image
@davidgerard @somebody after all, we don't want potential liability.
there's a saying in polish, roughly, you get rid of a monster and you'll be liable as it were human.
there's usually some colourful expletive instead of “a monster”.
@mawhrin
idk if polish uses "vůl" as an expletive, but my uncle used to say "zabiješ vola a zavřou tě za člověka" (you kill the ox and they jail you for a human)
@davidgerard @somebody
@ozzelot@mstdn.social @mawhrin@circumstances.run @davidgerard@circumstances.run @somebody@circumstances.run
In this case we have to exercise a little forward thinking and make the jailers fight the ox, provoking them and setting them and the ox against each other — possibly through a social media disinformation campaign… 🤔
Then finishing off the one who prevails in their fight should be relatively easy. There — two birds with one stone! Proverbially speaking 😈
Except they weren't exactly birds… But that is a topic for further research 🤓
In this case we have to exercise a little forward thinking and make the jailers fight the ox, provoking them and setting them and the ox against each other — possibly through a social media disinformation campaign… 🤔
Then finishing off the one who prevails in their fight should be relatively easy. There — two birds with one stone! Proverbially speaking 😈
Except they weren't exactly birds… But that is a topic for further research 🤓
they perforated the president of deez nuts
terrible, terrible
just ventilated the exec
this is property damage, which is violence
there was an earlier ventilation in 2025 that somehow didn't get the publicity that Luigi Mangione got for his alleged actions, though I was at bible study with him at the time
I wonder why this one from 2025 was not across the news
anyway, making the executive class a little breezier is reprehensible violence and very rude
look at that headline, this exec was 'Beloved'! in quotes
I'm against killing CEOs because it's bad strategy. First, the revolution has to win the hearts and minds of the people.
anyway you must apologise for your outrageous and very real violence in contemplating the possibility that a dead exec is an exec that has attained goodness. pray to the will stancil in all our hearts for forgiveness. you could be banned from bluesky for three days you know
@davidgerard “beloved” [dubious - discuss]
@GhostOnTheHalfShell @davidgerard "artisanal ventilation" ...
😂😂😂😂😂
@davidgerard anyone asks you just ask them “WHAT MURDAHHHH!!?”
@cyberquixote woman i think
but these are ethereal being who are simply above such mundane thuggish troglodytes as ourselves, who can say they even reproduce
