Someone accused me of "clout farming on this platform," which is amusing. How much do you think clout on Mastodon is worth? Tell the maître d' you're a big deal on Mastodon and see if it gets you a better table
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It was especially rich because even by the standards of what constitutes a big deal on Mastodon, which are very low by the standards of most social media, I am very far from a big deal
@gildilinie @jalefkowit “I’m a pretty big deal on one instance of a federated social network you’ve never heard of I also happen to run.”
"Mastodon Clout Farming" scans like the caption of an undiscovered Far Side cartoon with cavemen in it.
In summary, I don't post like this because I have a grand plan to rocket to fame via decentralized social media. I post like this because I am mentally ill
