Run. Bum. I do not wanna. Running is insane thing to have to do just to, well, keep sane I suppose. We live in a dichotomous world. Upside down land. Call me neB. I really really don't want to run tonight. What I want is carbohydrate. And a lot of it. And also alcohol. And cigarettes. And oily things. And drugs. Whyyyyy. Why are we programmed thus? It is so terribly unfair. I am the most put-upon person, possibly ever. No one understands my troubles.
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Replace Run with Walk & you could do a Copy-Paste into my head about an hour ago 😬.
Personally I prefer walking, and manage a minimum of 10km every day. Less stress, plenty of exercise.
@TheBreadmonkey little walk, then some cake after?
@TheBreadmonkey Do they make 5km long strands of spaghetti?
@TheBreadmonkey a litre of 5W30, 250g demerara sugar, 100ml quality gin, tobacco leaves (finely chopped) and 2 500mg paracetamol.
Mix, consume. Then you'll have the runs.
@TheBreadmonkey what if, if you go for a run you can have a Big Bowl of Pasta covered in oil and booze and rolling baccy.
