Look, if you've never read Eric Bell's _Men of Mathematics_, you simply must.
Not because it is true. It is very not true.
It's a collection of nonsense, scurrilous gossip, and utter bullshit.
Even so, it has merit.
I know (and love) my peeps, and they're all set to fire away here.
What, possibly, could be the merit of this work of fiction masquerading as history?!? Have you finally lost the very small part left of your mind, GeePaw?