Weird how people who don't AltText are also terrible in bed
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1st ROFL for yonks. Well played, sir.
@TheBreadmonkey
...And most people who don't add AltText to their images have halitosis, too, also.
Bong hits 4 clean-smelling breath.
@TheBreadmonkey Consideration for others is important in both situations.
@TheBreadmonkey I'm great in bed: I can sleep up to 24 hours straight!
Oh, and I do AltText.
@TheBreadmonkey The best are the ones who get creative with their alt text. Doctors warn people with serious heart conditions not to sleep with them.
What about the people who DO provide AltText? As bedmates, do they provide commentary and explanations on the side?
@TheBreadmonkey Alt Text or Halt Sex.
Interestingly, people who do not provide AltText also receive much smaller tax refunds than others, whilst at the same time having to submit supporting documents more frequently.
@TheBreadmonkey
Well, stop taking people who don’t AltText to bed then!
@TheBreadmonkey How have you researched this? If I post an image without alt-text will you turn up and seduce me?
@TheBreadmonkey *Steeples fingers* It’s all about effective communication, you see
@TheBreadmonkey I AltText but am bad at it.
Is this what's called "technique"?
@TheBreadmonkey Is it because they have small dictionaries?
@TazPoltorak @TheBreadmonkey It doesn't matter how big your dictionary is, it matters if you know how to use it.
