If white male Christian god had intended beard-havers faces to be smooth he wouldn't have invented hairy faces. THE SMOOTH-FACES ARE AN ABOMINATION.
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@TheBreadmonkey
What separates us from the animals is our ability to abominate.
@TheBreadmonkey Beards are also god's way of saying 'this head needs less face'.
@alexpsmith @TheBreadmonkey My beard's failure to cooperate is interfering with god's plan.
@TheBreadmonkey Looking forward to shaving for work tomorrow, I see.
I would suggest the same goes for long hair.... or, as I argued a few years (50) ago, WWJD....
@TheBreadmonkey I AM AN ABOMINATION TO GOD. ONE DAY I WILL HAVE MY FACIAL HAIR REMOVED, JUST TO SPITE THEM :blobcatdevil:
