@lowqualityfacts Marcus A Caesar is just jelly because Cleopatra died and he didn't get to meet her. Can't help the salty...

@lowqualityfacts She *did* live closer to T-Rex than T-rex did to Stegosaurus. Which means that showing cave men fighting a T-rex is *less* anachronistic than a T-rex fighting a Stegosaurus. In fact, a T-rex wearing a business suit and riding a metro to work would be less anachronistic than T-rex fighting a Stegosaurus. Which I think is just fucking awesome. Not a Stegosaurus riding a metro to work, though, that's going too far.

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R. I. P.

Comedy.

Loved. Hated. But very necessary now.

@lowqualityfacts everybody knows the dinosaurs built those pyramids.

@lowqualityfacts Don’t you just love a spectacular self-own like that? 🤦🏻‍♂️

@lowqualityfacts everyone that knew her call her a dinosaur.