It's Chriiiiiiistmas. Merry Christmas everyone.
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@TheBreadmonkey
Seems to be what happens when you let speradsheets run society. :(
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime!
In August.
Retail is still using the Tescorian calendar, which has twelve days of Christmas rather than just the one. Because of the overlap, holiday shopping will occur earlier each year until the calendars realign in 2049.
Then, an international body, the Christmoidal Calendriat, will retire the Tescorian calendar in favour of the more familiar Walmartian version.
@TheBreadmonkey It is way too early for the festive advertising. What I notice more though is you pay £12 (~$16) for a box of chocolate? What the fuck lol
@TheBreadmonkey This deserves a classic meme response.
@TheBreadmonkey Should be moved to either the 29th February or when there is a bright light in the sky, such as Halley's comet.
Not anti-Christmas, just think we should space it out a bit more to allow for additional recovery time.
@TheBreadmonkey Saw this last year in August, I think it's for the weirdos that watch Christmas movies in July and stockpile Ferrero Rocher all year round.
@TheBreadmonkey In future years people will gather to celebrate a new midwinter festival to lift their spirits amid the endless gloom of perpetual Christmas.
I sometimes wish there was a way to double boost or sort of super boost a post
@TheBreadmonkey @eleanorrees If quotes are allowed, I’ll sometimes to that as well and just sort of go “Bloody hell! Look at this!”
@TheBreadmonkey What a load of baubles
@TheBreadmonkey "We're ready when you are..." What if I'm never ready?
@TheBreadmonkey ‘Tis a season!
@TheBreadmonkey so here it is, Merry Christmas
@TheBreadmonkey Halloween's fallen! Christmas is about to overtake the land! Flee, you fools!
