@catsalad
We don't need to brainwash anyone, the Cat Distribution System does it for us. It's a single step between "I found a cat" and "I love my cat so much!"

@catsalad
That's how it happened to me. Took this guy in and next thing you know my life revolves around him.

I had his balls cut off and he hypnotizes me all the time. It's kind of toxic but I can't get out.

@catsalad mrow?

@catsalad - Nonsense. That's old-school. It's 100% toxoplasma gondii these days.