Post by @farah@beige.party

I promise I’m not a terrible person, but if you eat my food without asking me first, I will cut you

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@farah
You don't look familiar but now I'm sure we've met.

@ohmu Did you eat my food?

@farah
[Discreetly contemplates the scars ...]
No. It's nothing really. Just an odd feeling.

If you ask, 9 out of 10 times id actually give it to you. Begrudgingly, sure. But at least my food plans won’t be ruined

@farah This is fair.

@farah AS YOU SHOULD