I don't want to seem dramatic but someone has definitely stolen my shorts
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Are you needing a search party?
This is probably the most depraved thing on the internet.
Did they have that little mesh pouch? Asking for a friend.
@TheBreadmonkey Depending on the size, it could be a range of people from Janette Krankie to Adam Sandler
@TheBreadmonkey The sequel to the unsolved Disappearance of Ben’s Small Grater. I will be glued to the timeline for updates.
Sadly they had just snuck in the tumble dryer with the duvet cover
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote Scandalous! Wait until the pillow cases hear about this one!
@TheBreadmonkey Were you wearing them at the time?
@TheBreadmonkey I knew there was a fun British colloquialism for having a crush.
@TheBreadmonkey query : Did you by chance, tell anyone to "eat my shorts" lately?
