I remember watching this cartoon when I was a child. Colonel Bleep had a secret base at zero degrees longitude, zero degrees latitude (off the coast of Africa). They called it Zero-zero Island.
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Is there a name for a sci-fi trope that aliens become aware of the Earth more concerned about the Earth because of nuclear weapons?
@swope @nyrath Not that I know of: if there is, it's a scientifically illiterate trope. *Nothing* we can do will significantly affect Earth as a whole; we can't even poison the entire biosphere. Worst we can do is *maybe* unalive our species and a few others, and even then I wouldn't bet on it.
Any alien civilization with the tech to get here and a sapience model that might be concerned with the likes of us would have to be be ludicrously far beyond us.
I once worked out a series of events by which humans could destroy the Moon and reduce the Earth's surface to magma.
It would require a couple of hundred years and a truly outrageous number of nuclear bombs to run asteroids into one another until much of the asteroid belt was destabilized.
But we could do it.
Let's not.
@michael_w_busch @cstross @swope @nyrath I do not want to read that scifi novel. Please do not write it!
@michael_w_busch @swope @nyrath Yeah, that'd do it. It'd also give everybody else enough advance warning (asteroids being nuked, and colliding!) to work out who was doing it and punch them in the head repeatedly until they stopped. Beyond that, we're getting into "Forge of God" territory.