The Cat Motherships Arrive
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@catsalad That's an ending I can live with.
@catsalad i for one hug our catloaf overlords
@catsalad Lol, this one is really hilarious 😂
@catsalad they erect a giant intergalactic Stargate, but whenever it opens a sparkly hyperspace tunnel to strange alien worlds they refuse to go through, and when in closes they meow and meow until you open it again.
@catsalad Don't stand underneath when they fly by.
@catsalad okay but why would you make a salad with cats have you not heard of lettuce
@renardboy Is that a new breed of cat?
@catsalad Somebody around here does have a cat named Lettuce.
@catsalad @renardboy Lettuce is for smoking not eating it's a trap.
And overhead, could be heard emanating from the ominous feline spaceships, a curiously comforting purring sound that seemed to reach right into your soul.
@catsalad I Want To Believe
@catsalad take me right meow!
@catsalad Better than getting run over by a cyber truck.
