in 8 days — Tickets for Arsenal vs Chelsea are priced at From €514.48. Who is watching these matches?! The capacity of that stadium is apparently 60704! So assuming there are no tickets more expensive (which there most definitely are) then ticket sales from this ONE match are more than thirty million euros. It is no wonder there's so much fucking football on all of the time. How do I tap into this? I am 100% prepared to have really scaled down football matches played and televised from my back garden (not a euphemism). I'm happy to have sponsorship or whatever all over the place. I will even sell merch and pies and whatnot out of the downstairs loo. Please. I'll do it. Only 400 euros a ticket. Stadium capacity......... 20. If they don't mind really getting in there with one another.