@david_chisnall Finally americans would find out that its possible to wash your butthole clean using just water like the rest of the civilized world for a few thousand years... hehehe.

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Screw the toilet paper. Kick them in the Dongle.

https://pluralistic.net/2025/11/28/disenshittification-nation/#postamericaninternet

@david_chisnall That'd be a shitshow!

@david_chisnall That could turn into a real shit-show!

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speculation:

I was unable to find really comprehensive numbers on manufacture of TP across the globe.

but afaik, Can supplies about 6% of US market, so it *has to be true that given a few weeks notice, the US supply chain could source TP from other countries

A sudden halt to all shipments would lead to spot shortages, which would be amplified by news and social media into a HUGE problem which would lead to panic buying

a positive feedback loop on steroids

@david_chisnall The orange loser would tell everyone to use a "Biden Bidet" and have "Biden wash their ass"

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Could Canada not simply close the Welland Canal? All eight locks are located in Ontario and operated by the Canadian side, as far as I understand.

I genuinely wonder what the economic consequences of that would be for the United States. How much of the U.S. economy — and how many Americans — depend on goods being transported through the Great Lakes–St. Lawrence Seaway system?

@david_chisnall Not even that would convince Americans to clean properly with a bidet.

@david_chisnall I don't know, but I bet it would be hilarious