My wife bought new salad cutlery and because of the weird number of arms on the fork my first impulse was "that's AI". Which of course doesn't make sense because I was holding the object in my hands.
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@tante Presenting: turbo forks. Now with 25% more salad stabbing power.
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Oh, that's uncomfortable to look at.
@tante (pssssst… they’re called tines [ta-eens])
@tante That is an odd (literally) number of tines
Are you sure it isn't a teeny tiny pitchfork?
Wait until your wife discovers sardine forks 🤯😱
@tante Your photo is AI !! Liar !! 😂
@tante In France, we call this "une fourchette". But obviously, this is "une fivechette"
@tante Forks should have four tines. Four. It’s right there in the name.
@tante Are 5 tines any better than 4? Do they allow for larger bites? More mashed potatoes and more peas to be pushed onto them?
@tante Kill it with fire
hey, just thought you'd want to know, those arms are called tines. i still think it's AI
@tante instead of a fourchette you have a fivechette
@tante biblicaly accurate fork 🤣
@tante If you find yourself holding this, count your fingers.
tech giving the poor people ptsd
It's a sign of the tines.
@tante The arms are called "tines"!
@researchfairy Thank you for answering the question in my head. It's "Zinken" in German btw.
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@tante There is no spoon!
@tante Oh, that would be a nice pair with the three-armed forks I bought from IKEA 15 years ago. Where did your wife get those?
@tante There are four arms. Let me count: one, two, three, five, four. Four arms are correct.
@tante desingned by AI at least
