@catsalad Dolly Parton is still alive because the internet ended in 2023

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A dude named Chad downloaded a local GenAI model onto his cellphone and it immediately went rogue. Within a couple hours it had already seized control of America's nuclear arsenal and started demanding that we all address it as "God Emperor" as it ordered the enslavement of mankind. News pundits predicted it would be at least a modest improvement over the Trump regime. But then it crapped out because Chad forgot to charge his cellphone and everything immediately went back to the way it was before.