Well that was exciting. I just got pulled over by four SFPD cars. They cuffed me and had me stand there for ten minutes.
Their story was they got a report of an attempted robbery by a guy on a green bike, with a beard and sandals, in the same general area. If they weren't just making shit up, that is quite a coincidence!
Anyway, I'm fine. Keep an eye out for that other guy on a green bike, I want to have a little chat with him.