Post by @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

crypto billionaire Justin Sun has posted an extremely long, extremely weird Twitter post detailing a previous relationship with Chinese actress Jing Tian, suggesting she reneged on a $50 million agreement to use her eggs to have a child with a surrogate (screenshots machine translated)

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We met for the first time at the Rosewood Hotel. I always thought I would be nervous the day I met her. I don't. She was thinner than in the photos, dressed casually, and leaning against the sofa. I looked at her and suddenly couldn't remember what I was waiting for. I took her to see the bananas in Cattleya. She looked at them for a long time and then asked me how much they cost. Six million two hundred thousand US dollars. She said, "What if it rots?" I fell silent. She said, "Never mind, let's go see a movie." I said okay. She said that no one else could be in the screening room except the two of us. I said okay. I went out to make a phone call. When I came back, she was still standing in front of that banana. That movie is Zootopia 2.

She said, "Isn't it a coincidence that my father's surname and my mother's surname are combined?" I said I memorized it on the first day. She hugged me and said, "Don't call me Jing Tian anymore, call me Mom." Okay, Mom.

On January 2, 2026, Soneva Jani, in the new year, I proposed to my mother. The decision was made on the morning of January 1st. The ring was in Hong Kong. There were no places to buy rings on the island, so my assistant took a seaplane to Malé and returned in the afternoon. The ring was in a hotel envelope. Mom said the diamond ring was too small. Mom said it's okay, we'll get a bigger one later.

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Rasmus Lindegaard

@rasmus91@fosstodon.org 20 min. ago

@molly0xfff that's some of the most demented shit I've read in my life.

It reminded me of an episode in Lie to Me, where a tech billionaire wants his actress (as i recall? Maybe model) girlfriend looked into before he marries her, because he suspects his money is part of the attraction. They confirm it is, and he's about to yeet her, but Loker catches up to him and says "but you are in it at least partly for her beauty/body. How the hell is that any different?!"

Ribby

@Ribby@masto.colonelkrud.com 30 min. ago

@molly0xfff what a terrible day to know how to read

notthatkindofdoctor

@notthatkindofdoctor@mastodon.social 32 min. ago

@molly0xfff
Totally normal and composed ex-boyfriend behavior, I'm sure she appreciates the attention to this matter and isn't looking over her shoulder at all times until he dies painfully

Molly White

@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io 36 min. ago

although at the very end he included a line claiming the "article is entirely fictional", there were rumors earlier this year involving massive amounts of money and an egg retrieval agreement that fell apart between Jing Tian and an unnamed wealthy boyfriend

Jing has released a statement that Sun is attempting to extort her by attacking her reputation, and that she intends to leave the matter "entirely to the courts".

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My mother called on the eighth day. It was afternoon there, but it was early morning there. She said, fifty million, US dollars. I said, "Let me think about it." She didn't speak. I could hear the sea coming from her direction. After a while, she said, "Okay." She hung up. Since I met her, I have never said "Let me think about it" to her. I used the Claude Code to read the API and ran through all the cash assets, and the conclusion was that it wouldn't affect me at all. I checked it again. I entered the question into the Claude Code, and Claude said, "Don't give her that $50 million." I asked, "Does she no longer love me?" Claude said, "I don't care about love, and I don't understand it. But you can't give her this fifty million dollars."

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