Post by @davidgerard@circumstances.run

David Gerard

@davidgerard@circumstances.run 8 hr. ago

there are only a few distinct photos of sam altman

sad, sad but trying to be cheerful, sad and concerned, shifty motherfucker

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jwz

@jwz@mastodon.social 3 hr. ago

@davidgerard I'm actually really confused by this. Does Altman's publicist actually hate him and he doesn't know? Every photo of Altman has him looking like a clown, and yet Musk somehow manages to get everyone to thumbnail their articles with him smirking and mugging like some white supremacist Urkel (that adorable little scamp).

David Gerard

@davidgerard@circumstances.run 48 min. ago

@jwz when Altman appeared before the frickin Senate he looked like his mum had dressed him, badly. This is a literal billionaire. Zuckerberg had a stupid haircut, but at least he spoke well and was dressed competently.

Benjamin Balder Bach

@benjaoming@social.data.coop 35 min. ago

@davidgerard @jwz Recalling that cushion that Zuckerberg was sitting on in a hearing....

David Gerard

@davidgerard@circumstances.run 47 min. ago

@jwz I was surprised to see Derek Guy say that Musk knew how to wear a suit when it was the occasion

Oggie

@Oggie@woof.group 21 min. ago

@davidgerard @jwz
Honestly I am fine with it because they keep forgetting he's gay.

I am not wild about two of the ultra evil billionaire grouping being openly gay, but they're portrayed so off puttingly badly aesthetically it basically gets ignored by the media ( all sides) so for once we don't get tagged.

I feel like Altman especially is of the age and money that gay== fashionable so he doesn't have to try ( blame Queer Eye). If he dressed well we'd honestly get it a fair amount

Andrew Golding

@huronbikes@cyberplace.social 21 min. ago

@davidgerard as a big person who wears workwear because that's what fits me and is readily available, Derek Guy can go fuck himself on the moon.
@jwz

emenel

@emenel@post.lurk.org 37 min. ago

@davidgerard @jwz altman always looks like the aliens in human skin form the (terrible) movie 'men in black' ... like any minute something is going to crawl out of his head.